

Val: Brandon, what the hell are you talking about?īrandon: Don’t play dumb with me. High five!ĭarryl: I’m not sleeping with your girlfriend.

Kevin: Dude, you didn’t tell me you were f***ing Val. You doing good?īrandon: Must be doing real good since you’re f***ing my girlfriend. Crazy stuff.īrandon: Oh no, I’m not actually Jamaican.īrandon: Darryl, I heard about you. Oscar: Jamaican, huh? I just read about the elections down there. And our server is none other than Brandon, her boyf!īrandon: How you doing, Val? Phyllis: If I wanted Jamaican food I’d just hire a bunch of bodyguards and go there.Īndy: Additional trivia factoid, this food comes to us through Val. And we have ourselves… A Jamaican feast, mon! Quick wit.Īndy: Who is ready for dinner? “oh, I bet it’s pizza, or tacos, or something stupid”. Nellie: Ooh, double meaning! The game was lame, and now he’s lame from the kick. Packer: Aaaaand he host at his own lame game. Jim: College rules (Cathy throws Jim the bag and Jim kicks Dwight) Gabe: What happens if you’re the hunchback?ĭwight: No, they’re not transferrable just ’cause I handed ’em to you.Ĭathy: Well, that’s how I played it in college. Whoever has the least buttons is the hunchback. Count of three, take three sips.ĭwight: That’s a stupid game. He- He would- he would eviscerate babies and hang them from poles outside of the villages. His own government’s out to get him.ĭwight: Genghis Khan could take ’em both down ’cause he’s not afraid to kill children … What? it’s true. Nellie: Jason Bourne has no support staff.

Packer: Jason Bourne would kick Bond’s ass. Nellie: Alright, I’m gonna eliminate three people right now, okay? Just… you three, no. Like stacking or sorting, or-ĭwight: That’s a hobby, unless it’s for food.ĭwight: Yes, nice, perfect. I tried it, I ended up smoking more.ĭwight: Can we at least eliminate those that are not in the running? Free them up to focus more completely on the menial. Right now, you’re like ‘oh, what’s more important? Dwight’s question, figure out who’s the VP?’ Dwight, VP. Come on, I know, you’ve got so much on your plate. Dwight, I am still not ready to name a VP.ĭwight: That’s not what I was going to ask. Nellie: It is the end of the day, it is the end of the week.
